"Thanks for hailing it!" Actually, I called ahead and they let me know it was arriving, hence me already sitting in it when you decided to make a scene in front of your friends on the street. I offered it to you guys anyway since your friends were very nice and you guys were from out of town, however your hissy fit distracted them and you were such an unfriendly jackass all night that when we pulled away I was actually happy to see you so pissed off. Hope you enjoyed your walk in those stilettos!
"Thanks for Taking Our Cab!"
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