I've had it. Your gum chewing habits have affected my work for long enough. I shouldn't have to ask you constantly to chew with your mouth closed. This is the silliest issue to have at work. I'm so miserable I'm ready to quit. Every time I ask you as politely as I can to be careful with how you chew your gum, not to pop it, etc. - I am sugar coating it. You sound like a fucking monster, and I can hear you all the way down the hall. Tonight after you leave, I am taking a piece of gum out of your pack, doing something terrible to it, and replacing it. FUCK YOU.