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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

You are Either a Liar or Enjoy False Advertising

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Jul 30, 2014 at 7:55 AM

i answered your personal because you said and i quote YOU: non-smoker, man of action, easy-going.

Ok i am two of those. Apparently 3 out of 3 is impossible because you vocally complained about having to buy scalped Crue tickets (man of action) because i let you decide (easy going) what we were doing on our "get together" (you outlawed the word date in the icebreaker phone call oh fuck me for not knowing then what a perfectly repressed librarian you are.
And then you YOU take a puff of your friend's cigarrette (oh what a surprise to see your FRIENDS at a place you wanted to try because you had never been there before)
the list of this horrid horrid stab at dating goes on but i just want to forget ARRRRGHHH

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