Haw! So, by taking some dried herbs, shredded paper and a few other things from our employee bathroom(wink-a-doodle there craptain) putting it into a sandwich bag and rolling it up tightly; we place the parcel by a mirrored window and watch daily as people think they hit pay dirt and found free drugs! It's so fuckin funny to watch all these dumbasses do thee old scoop,and stash on some crap they think is the dank! Near a bus stop (I won't say where). The best is my coworker takes the expressions on the finders faces and they all have that same "i win" look. The look I want to see is when they find the trace amounts of poop in a sack in their lap.......that would be golden.
Fake Bag Gag!
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