You pretended to ditch your fellow douche on your way home from Last Thursday, parked in the middle of Wygant, dumped your shit in the middle of the fucking street, let your friend back in the car and drove off weaving like the drunk-ass fuckhead you are. The city only cleans up Alberta, you twat. When Last Thursday gets killed it's going to be because of assholes like you and your fuckhead friend and all the rest of you fucking morons who use it as an excuse to dump your shit so we have to clean it up. Fuck Last Thursday, and Fuck You.
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