Hey guys: when you dismount your bike and walk down Alberta or Mississippi to frequent whatever douchebaggery establishment is on your list, why not unfold that one leg of your pants? None of us (but you) really care that you ride a bike, you're not winning any brownie points. Do you really need to walk down the street with one pants leg rolled up? It makes you look really stupid.
Fool Sans a Bike
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