all you conference bridges are the same - your music sounds like some folk rock major's uncle got him a job writing horribly bland tracks. Can't even describe it. It's worse than muzak. At least fucking muzak started with real music in some cases. your SHIT is some bald dude in dockers nodding his head on Casio and saying "that'll work, yeah." Meanwhile you just hurt my brain and milions of others with your pseudo music so lacking in charm or soul we literally want to kill ourselves. No, you first.
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