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Sunday, August 10, 2014

Fuck Weight Gain!

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, Aug 10, 2014 at 1:33 PM

God! In the three years I have lived in Portland, I've gained like 20 pounds. I'm disgusted.

Too many Portland indulgences. Too much beer. Too much rich food. Too much sitting on my ass in front of Netflix. Smoking pot and late-night munchies. Eating a fucking pint of ice cream! Not enough quality sleep. Not enough exercise. Embarrassed to take my shirt off this summer. Not enough bike riding, yoga, etc.

Well that's gonna stop. Fuck you, blubber around my belly! Fucking ROLLS. This is not me. No more beer for awhile. No more pot (I cannot resist the munchies). No more cream and sugar in my coffee. I will beat this. I've done it before. I can do it!!! (Please goddess help me...)

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