Sorry you think my husband is a dick for telling you we're calling parking enforcement. You're the 5th person today to park in front of our driveway. I'm also sorry you feel entitled to block our driveway because you can't get off your lazy ass to find a fucking parking space (oh no you might have to walk a couple extra blocks.)

What was especially good about you was how memorable your vanity license plate is. I mean, what a blessing when I go inside and answer the automated parking questions!

Next time, we won't give you a chance to escape. Next time we're just going to call (: