Dear patrons of the East Indian buffets of downtown Portland, Oregon, USA...
Please stop eating all the tandoori chicken. Yes, you can take some chicken, but this ain't Uncle Otto's family chicken feed...this is lunchtime in the real world. Take a reasonable amount of chicken, but leave some for the other patrons. "All-you-can-eat", doesn't mean you can eat all the tandoori or tikka chicken, delicious as it is.
Just leave me some goddamn chicken, okay?
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