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Sunday, August 24, 2014

"Hey Bro," My Ass

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, Aug 24, 2014 at 7:24 PM

Thanks to the 2 hipsters on bikes who just ran a pedestrian crossing stop light and buzzed me in the crosswalk. We fought hard in my neighborhood to the those stop lights to protect pedestrians coming and going from the park. But, I know, you are special. Traffic laws are optional. I wasn't even going to tell you to go fuck yourself until you actually had the audacity to say, "Hey Bro." No asshole, I am not your Bro. But keep running those red lights. I am sure that is a good life choice....

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