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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Fairmount Lance Armstrongs

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Aug 26, 2014 at 3:22 PM

hey you spindly-legged spandorked braveheart peddling by at 20 mph... want to stop next time and discuss your recommendations for joggers that they stay well clear of the road so you can have unfettered access?

Didn't think so. Don't worry doppler effect made you sound like you had lost a couple testicles.

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