you are in brazil and i don't think i have ever met you. I am pretty sure i love you as much as i can love anybody.
we seem to do pretty well via chat and some pictures and an occasional silly phone call. Your English As a Non-Existent Language goes well with my Complete Fluency in the Language of Portuguess.
Our sex life is 100% fantasy, imagination and promises. We can't get enough but this can't end well. I'm pretty sure you are married or something and i know i am. I could give up what i have to be with you but i don't even know you. You reading this- I know what i am. What are you?
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