"Do you know if you cover the hole with your finger, it makes the water pressure higher on the other ones."

I did know that. I said something to the effect of "oh yeah, yeah?" Then I said, "what if I had my finger up my butt a second ago." He said something that I didn't hear.

I've become increasingly cautious of drinking water out of Portland's public, forever flowing, except when it's cold, fountains. I've seen people wash their hands in them. Even try to wash their head in them. Your hands and fingers are fucking filthy. Your hands, not mine. And I'm supposed to want to drink that. Your fucking French fries, sandwiches, ribs whatever else you pigs eat. The difference is pigs are intelligent, and you are not.
Like dumbasses that are too lazy to take their shoes off before entering a house. I hope all the urine and shit you walked in through the day makes for a cozy household. Or you fucking dumbasses that put your feet up on the bus seat next to you. You think I want to sit there.

In my dreams, I have your pillowcase between my butt cheeks. Sweet dreams you disgusting humans. I am not a human, but go ahead and start your bitching.