You've been trying to get into my housemates pants for months. You recently had your chance and on top of having a little pecker, you also couldn't get it hard on the night of a possible possibility. Now, you blow up our house phone and her cell. You blew it bro. Too bad you didn't really blow it (winks) Sooo sad you could get it going! We all know your # and where you live and work so stop it!
You are embarrassing yourself daily and nightly. At first it was really funny but now.......not so much. You need help. Signed, gay roommate of hot chick who will never fuck you.