So we're in the wine bar enjoying our drinks, You strike up a conservation with me, and after several more glasses of Ernesto's & Jullio's finest, we start flirting. You start bragging about your ink and start showing your latest work in progress. I tell you about my Celtic tat and you want to see it. So I pull out my penis and you scream bloody murder. Jeez lady, don't lead a guy on next time. I had to rub one out while I waited for the Max.