When I saw your online dating profile, I thought "what the hell?" even though in your ad, you stated that you "like to burp loudly and often," but I sorta guessed (hoped) you were kidding. How I was wrong. We met at a North Portland bar and right away, I thought you were way more attractive then your photos. In fact, I thought you were beautiful. We awkwardly introduced ourselves, then made our way to a table after ordering drinks. The conversation flowed and after a few drinks in, all hell broke loose. As you were describing a recent trip to the beach, out comes the loudest belch I've ever heard…well, from a woman at least. You blew it out to the side and continued your story. I saw some heads turn to look and I was so taken aback that I couldn't really respond. A few minutes later, yet another loud belch, this time with your mouth wide open and I could tell you were pushing it all out by the way our abdomen sunk in. No acknowledgement from you, just a super rude and disgusting belch. I eventually made up some excuse about having to work early and as we made our way to your car, the last belch of the night left my ears ringing and my stomach turning as the light smell of garlic and beer permeated the air. I jokingly said that you were gross and you just laughed. How is it socially acceptable for someone to just belch like a pig out in public? What on earth is wrong with you? When we kissed, I could taste the garlic and beer combo, which I found kind of hot for some reason.