A big fuck you to the anus face who decided to use all his charity coupons at Freddy's tonight. You had/have like 48 items at least! The self checkout lists 15 max. I was right behind you with 2 items. You looked at me and then my stuff and then proceeded to fuck my life with your time
Across the way the line was moving smoothly, a bit deep, but smoothly. You asshole, should have gone through a regular register line. There they would have enjoyed all the processing of your food stamps and wic shit.

The caveat is you got into a brand new vw euro van. Go fuck yourself you self righteous asshole!