I created another introduction to my dating profile. Now I just need to find some better pictures of myself to put up there. I thought I'd start with dorky ones, and then add cute ones. Anywho, here's the new introduction.

(Updated to reflect changes my bff made for me. The dude is seriously funny...)

Top Ten Reasons to Get to Know Me:

10. I know how to escape arrest in Canada.
9. I’ve got connections with local police, fire, and medical personnel so I can help get you out of a ticket, keep your house in one piece, and revive you if needed (Hey, CPR can be fun!).
8. I’m financially secure, but don't let that stop you from pampering me.
7. I own my own home, so I have a tool collection you can play with (and I can always use help reaching the top shelves or opening a jar).
6. I will enter a dancing contest with you (though our odds of winning aren’t good...it's tough with a wooden leg).
5. I will listen to your stories and laugh at your jokes (no alcohol required).
4. Your mom will love me.
3. I'm someone who actually loves her job and doesn't whine about it.
2. I’ll talk about anything (and enjoy a good debate).

And the number 1 reason to get to know me…

Sorry: you’ll have to find out! (you didn't think I'd tell you EVERYTHING, did you?)!