Losers, degenerates, opportunists, followers, and litterers. From what I could tell, the line of you jackasses stretched the length of at least 8 city blocks. You camped out starting as early as lunchtime yesterday.

All to wait for the new iPhone? Pathetic. I really loved the trail of garbage you scumbags left behind as well. Have fun buying all the new accessories for your over-priced Facebook portal. I really look forward to watching you zombies walking the streets staring at your awesome new phones that serve as the epicenter of your meaningless lives.

The funny thing is that 90% of you clowns looked like you would be spending 90% of your net worth on that stupid device. I bet Steve Jobs will be having nocturnal emissions in his grave tonight.

See you dickwads in the same spot 6 months from now when the iPhone 9 comes out. Fucking tools.