Lately, my pet peeve is people staring. Don't get it, don't want to look at you, don't care what you look like. I'd rather look at the trees, sun, water, or wind. It's a combination of self-consciousness, paranoia, and being stoned. It raises my blood pressure, makes me uncomfortable, and gives me anxiety. So when I catch you looking at me, say 5 times in 10 min, I get annoyed. I start looking at you just to catch you. Then the game begins. Them, "what are you looking at?" Me, "I'm looking at you looking at me." Them, "I thought you was looking at me." Be real, you're a watcher, because I don't want to look at you. It's like you're stealing my soul, catching me in vulnerable moments, invading my privacy. So a high school kid is checking out everyone in his vicinity, stealing glances, sizing them up. He's got a flat-brimmed hat with the sticker still on, which is the stupidest thing next to pants around the knees. He's got pristine, I don't care what brand shoes. He's got a watch that is similar to a cowboy that has a massive belt buckle. So high school kid, after looking at a large African American male 5 times, says, "you look exactly like Shaquille O'Neal." I burst out in laughter, and he says, "oh I look exactly like Shaq?" And all Asians look alike too. I thought you looked like a gangster Jackie Chan. Is this what people are doing when they are looking at each other? As for me, I'm wondering how big that cute guys penis is?