OK, let's all take a deep breath and try to regain our equilibrium. I have to admit I was beside myself at yesterday's news that representatives of the Holy Roman Catholic Church had made comments that seemed to acquiesce to the sex-obsessed social bullies who are trying to force us to accept the evils of homosexuality and pre-marital cohabitation. Supposedly, a group of Church leaders had implied that the homosexuals and pre-marital copulators had “gifts” to offer to each other and the community.

Fortunately, our Holy Church has today repudiated the earlier statements. TRUE Catholics still believe that homosexuals have no place in our church, and cohabitation before marriage is a grave sin. As Cardinal Wilfrid Fox Napier said today, those earlier, more "merciful" statements were simply IRREDEEMABLE!

Please join me in attending Mass today to receive Holy Communion, so that we may all cleanse our spirits of the potential damage that such heretical thoughts might have inflicted. AMEN!