My hot housemate. You went on a road trip a few weeks back and I (as always, slept in your bed, uninvited of course).

A little backstory...this lady is smoking hot and an awesome person, me? Not so much. We've lived together for several years and I've tried every angle to make a move but I guess I'm not her style and/or I don't try hard enough.

Anyway, I'm sleeping in her bed and it smells just like her, just like her hair. I'm kinda buzzed and i position all her pillows to form the shape of a body. I slip off my underwear and my raging boner and I slowly go to town on the pillow mound. This went on for a while and then oops! I snapped off the load of my life in between two pillows (expensive pillows). I laid back down and enjoyed the moment but then in a panic, went to work on how to clean these guys without any detection. Ultimately i spot cleaned them and then dabbed the spots where my tracks remained. I felt ok about it all and then when she got back, the next morning was all "my pillows smell kinda bleachy"?! "Oh yeah, that, "well, kitty went in there and peed a little on your bed" " i thought I cleaned it all". She said it's all good. I swallowed my lumpy throat and realized I now have a fuckbuddy.