You better believe the 1st of December I’m gonna be the first to put up lights and everything up. All my boxes are out of the greasy basement ready to be opened. Eggnog bottles in every corner of the house accompanied by its corresponded chocolates. Otis Redding Christmas Carol vinyl up in display. I’m even going to wear that ugly sweater but hacked into space invaders theme all fucking Xmas long. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer sang by The Ramones blasting at 1:00 am on the first of December.