So when I cruise past you on my bike and blow the red light, why do you people insist on honking your horns? There was no oncoming intersecting traffic and there were no pedestrians crossing.

I take it you're just pissed that you're stuck in your gas powered cage and that you're powerless to move about as you please? Let me guess, you want to educate me on the fact that bicyclists are equally responsible for obeying traffic laws?

Maybe you're right, but guess what? As long as I'm not endangering any motorists, pedestrians or fellow cyclists, it doesn't fucking matter. Repeat after me... IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!!! When biking, it presents less risk to others and likely won't result in a ticket. If I'm willing to take that risk, why do you give a fuck?

Can't you brainless automatons distinguish between immoral and illegal behavior? It's akin to crossing an intersection with a "Don't Walk" sign with no traffic around. Technically, it's illegal, but it doesn't harm a goddamned fly in the process.

So when you jerkoffs keep beeping, just know that my amusement increases exponentially the further ahead of you I get. And to the nut jobs that speed up to yell, flip the bird, and intentionally swerve at cyclists...

That's why I point and laugh knowing it only serves to make you all the angrier. My advice... Don't sweat the small stuff.