dude your misfit tree was 58 dollars. That's why i walked off your lot. Ironically the name of your business phonetically is Two Fools Nursery. I did not want to add to the collection of fool so I made haste.
Have fun trying to sell your deer-munched fir abortions to wealthy white westies.
I will burn some dinosaurs driving to the outskirts to cut my own but at least it will not be almost brown and stunted. You sir, are a yuletide abomination!