I have no real friends.
1. You are so cheap that you wouldn't pay $3 for a grilled cheese sandwich which went to benefit cancer, all the while you would talk of all the people you have lost to cancer. Then you would eat free food that was offered to you by the organizers. This is just one example of at least 10. If there is any possibility for you to not spend money, and mooch drinks or food from me, or others at the bar, or a party, you are surly the one. Being cheap is a complete turn off especially when you give nothing in return.
2. You wanted me to call your former employer to see if they were hiring because they let you go, and wanted to see if they let you go because they were running out of work, or because you are an alpha male asshole. I'm sorry, you can't pay a debt or rent only when you have money. It doesn't work that way. If you owe, then pay. You are also cheap, a user, and a premeditated sneak.
3. You always says things you will never commit to. You might intend to, just a little, but we all know your plans will fall through, and you just cannot commit to get anything done. You think you make valid excuses for your flakiness, but flake is the key word here.

It's a little disheartening. I wish I had at least one friend who understood what friendship means. One friend who knew how to just be there as a friend who had no selfish motive in mind, who could encourage, support, laugh, and listen. But with friends like these, good riddance!