who broke the metal windshield wiper assemblies clean off my friends car. I can only hope you - wrongly - assumed my friend was one of the gentrification-enabling food-obsessed hipsters who now frequent Division St at night, and that you were attempting to send a message by ruining part of the car. It's still a jagoff move but at least I'd be slightly less pissed off by it.

Or maybe you mistook my friend's car for that of someone who pissed you off.

Either way, you were wrong. And you cost someone who doesn't have money a lot of it. You prick! You're one of the people who are making Portland suck these days.