I am sorry Mr. Ginger Dude AKA the express line PoPoâŚYou busted me at with 5 extra items at the express check out line. You mumbled âThat doesnât look like 10 itemsâ to yourself with your glasses at mid nose like the âThey liveâ movie poster. Your in such a hurry that you couldnât take your shades off indoors. What really made me upset is that fact that I didnât call you out while your in line. I should of told the clerk to void my shit because âYou gots to go!â. It felt good follow you out and mock the shit out of you while your grabbing your keys to get in your Fresh fuckin stereotypical new Subaru Outback. You know what I am going to do next time? I am going to hang out at New Seasons on 33rd everyday at 12 and wait for you to park and go in. Then Iâll creep up to your whip and give you a gold olâ 90âs Key Job to your door. Yeah Iâm bring that fad back but Iâll have to be quick because Youâll be hitting that express check out line with under 10 items.