Dear friend,
You might already know this but you have never brought this up, but when I was in college and I was 19, I banged your mom. Little did I know that the nice old lady buying me drinks was just trying to get down the pants of someone who was one year younger than her son. It wasn't until several weeks later of doing unreal things to your mom, did I realize that you are her son. The thing is, everyone including the bartender knew.
That was 20 years ago. Now that I am 39, I still can't tell Mom jokes around you beause anything I could say, is true. We did just about everything, short of scat play. It was a fun three week affair that I will remember for a lifetime.
That being said, I am really hoping that Karma comes around. Now that I am 39 I am hoping a smoking 20 year old girl has her way with me. I am waiting for Karma to knock on my door.
Love,
Me