Stop being a bunch of fucking creepers. Just because you see my profile and find me attractive, does not mean:

I find you attractive.

You have to email and ask stupid questions ("Whoa, wait. Why do you want to learn to play the banjo?" - Really?)

Stalk my profile (a view each and every hour is a bit much, don't you think?)

Send me the same fucking generic message on at least three occasions, ("Hey. I really liked your profile and pics. Let me know if you want to chat.") -I wasn't interested the first 2 times you emailed me and I am still not. Also, you sent that exact same message to my roommate, twice).

Email me telling me how you think we are a really great match and then you give me your phone number requesting that I text you (I looked at your profile. We are not even close to a good match and OKCupid agrees - 12% match, 74% enemy).

Facebook stalk me - I am not sure how you figured out who I am, but you are now showing up in my "People you might know" feed. Stop.

Lastly, message me asking me to pick you up from the airport, drop you off at the airport, asking to stay with me for a few days because you got evicted from your place, inquiring if I am interested in double penetration with you and your "bro" (that actually happened), and telling me how lonely and desperate you are and wondering why I won't email back or even look at your profile. Hmm. I wonder

Learn some fucking manners, accept rejection and try not act so fucking desperate!