I think we all have come to the conclusion, one way or another, that the left lane on a freeway is definitely for passing. Let's not harp about that anymore. But wouldn't you know it, some people don't know this as they're riding the bumper of the car in front of them....in the right lane on the freeway. So, to the fucking hag in back of me this morning on Highway 14, with the coffee mug permanently glued to your hand:

You deserved that brake check from me. Now normally, I never brake check anyone. It's usually a dick move, if only because it's a safety issue with other traffic. But fuck's sake....we were driving EAST on Highway 14, and literally no cars were in front of my own, or in the left lane for that matter. They were about a mile in front of us, you blithering fuck nut, and yet you still tailed me despite my going the speed limit. (If your car had a penis, it would have been rammed up my car's ass already.)

If you were in THAT much of a hurry, you should have used the passing lane. But you didn't. So that's why, after realizing no other traffic would be impacted, I brake checked your ass. I saw you finally put down your mug and slow the fuck down. Yeah, maybe it's dickish to do, but it got you to stop driving within inches of my bumper. And it was pretty much warranted, you stupid fuck.