To the greasy guy with the neck tat who plays "our" favorite pinball machine at an unnamed tavern; you got to start being nicer to the machine! I hear you back there. You are treating her like some whore that she's not. Shoving and pushing the table with the usual results, TILT! You lose! Again!
Then you get mad and leave. But you are slowly killing her. If you keep this up, we will both be out of luck and she'll leave us. She's a mighty fine one so start chilling or I'll simply point out to the bartender(s) that the short-n-tuff tatted out guy, who never tips, is beating the pinball machine in the back room senseless.