We have mutual friends. Sadly. We've met 5 times and every time you pretend not to know me. Either you have face blindness (in which case, I'm sorry, that sucks) or more likely you're just a fucking asshole. Don't get me wrong, I've found every interaction I've had with you unpleasant. But since I wasn't raised in a pseudo-intellectual barn I put on a smiley face for the sake of my friends and attempt to make idle chit chat.

It's what people do at parties, you socially stunted fucking moron.

Ultimately I get bored with your high and mighty bullshit and your rudeness. You, thinking that I'm not "stimulating" enough, tend to move on and I thank my lucky stars I don't have to listen to you pontificate about things you know nothing about anymore.

I also have, in the past, feigned interest in what you do and told you it sounded cool. Not really. You're terrible at your "creative" job and you have a "day job" for 20 somethings that are much better looking. But I, unlike you, don't tend to try and make people feel like shit.

Next time I see you I'll probably do the same thing and hold my hand out with a smile and tell you it's nice to meet you. But really, you can go fuck yourself.