Hey you, yeah you, the bicyclist riding down 39th in the middle of rush hour. Look behind you. You see that big line of cars nervously trying to get around you? What the fuck is up with that? Yeah, I know you have a right to be there, and you’re not doing anything illegal, but still, what the fuck? I don’t know if your new or something, but 39th is a pretty major route for us automobilists, we’re allowed to go 35 miles per hour and everything. It’s awesome. But you’re screwing that all up. You could go one block east or west and ride your bike with pretty much no traffic, but apparently that’s not what you want. You have to prove some kind of point. Look, you’re not some patriot of bike rights in this situation, you’re just an asshole. I hope a bird shits in your open mouth.