I don't know what the colloquial term for the hair style is but it's starting to reach epidemic proportions. The style that's super short on the sides and back, longer on top, usually slicked back or parted to the side with grandpa's geritol slathered in it. They may call it the Modern Man special. The first time I noticed them I wondered if there was a Heinrich Himmler Lookalike convention going on in town. If you guys are members of a cult, please, I beg you, let the children live and continue to practice regular hair cut styles. Surely we can live in peace.