Shit, now that all of you sheeple from California have decided to descend upon PDX in hideous droves, we might as well change the name of the city. Seriously, driving home from work each day I see more and more Cali-yuppian and Tex-ass plates and I want to smash...destroy..burn. Thanks for ruining my commute, and replacing the funky grittiness of old PDX with condos, euro-trash automobiles and bad norm-core fashion. Please crawl back south and die.