Jerks! I'm your IT person. Everyone needs a little help from time to time. This time, you stopped by to ask how to set your Out Of Office when you're out of the office. So I demonstrate on my own screen what happens when you are at home and log into your mail account via web browser. How you get a text verification on your phone and enter that in browser to proceed to inbox and finally set automatic reply. Then you leave and I realize, "she's sick!" Why didn't you email me? I could even demonstrate remotely. This on top o f the person who's already out with the flu asking me to set up remote desktop for them. No. Not touching your keyboard to confirm remote is enabled on that machine. You're not a remote worker. Stay in bed and don't come back until you're NOT sick. I'll monitor your email and make sure all is addressed. We have very generous PTO policies. Take some serious medicine and fuck off. You're not the only one with work to do. And neither am I. When I'm sick, which I guess will be soon thanksalot, I don't compromise the health of my co-workers and their families at home by playing the martyr without whom the office can't function. Quarantine yourself, please.