People are pussies. Oh it's cold is it? Yet you live in Oregon. It's May. The weather is nice. Yet you still are wrapped up in all your layers. Can we open the window? Noooo, you'll close it because it's cold. Learn to live. Learn to breathe fresh air. It's wonderful.
When you look at an inanimate object that you have a problem with, or is scaring you, or is giving you grief, then you look at me without saying anything like I know what you are talking about, and I will understand, but the truth is I don't give a diarrhea's shit about what you have a problem with, nor do I want you to enter my thoughts.
There's a noise ordinance from 7am to 10pm. I say this should involve talking on the phone too. It's not even 630am, yet you are yapping on the phone. Learn how to be alone, and be independent, yet you always have to yap.
You take up the aisle seat on the bus with an open window seat while the bus is crowded. And what's hilarious is you pretend to move and care as someone walks near you.
You use your Oregon Trail card, as well as your coupon for your fruit, and then ask the cashier about it being on sale.
You are everything I hate. You are what's wrong with human nature. Greedy, inconsiderate and selfish dumbass.
Happy Fucking Friday!