We've been flirting with each other for months. You, the weekly customer, and me as the employee. We smile at each other, then I catch you looking at me vice-versa. Sometimes we do the small chit chat etc.
I was somewhat disappointed though when you recently up with some other guy. I could tell it was your boyfriend.
That part? Not so bad, I would have continued to be a slight flirt and hoped you would too.
The part that ended your status as crushtomer #14 was you also wore a skirt. A skirt that revealed legs. Beautiful tender shapely delicous legs. But.... They were the hairiest legs imaginable! And for fucks sake, I like hair! Lady facial hair? Don't mind it at att! Hairy legged lady? Sure! But you!!!! That is some messed up shit right there. I'm bumping you down to #42.