First off, fuck the managers of the Saturday PSU farmers market for sending the park police August last year to roust the 70-year-old disabled mariachi because “the sound of his trumpet is a disturbance”. For that matter, fuck those same park rangers for doing the managers’ dirty work and, even more, fuck me for not defending him more vigorously from their bullying.
And fuck all of us for not saying out loud that a badly played trumpet still sounds better than a well-played didgeridoo.