I'm out hiking,
Or perhaps biking,
And low and behold what do I find?
Ruining my peace of mind
Your little colorful doggie poo bag,
It's really quite a drag
Lying right off the trail,
A shitbag holy grail:
They're often pink or blue,
but they're always full of poo.
Carry out what you carry in
A doggy owners mortal sin
So clean up your damn act
Before you get smacked.