I'm not doing it.
It's an ethical decision at this point. Kids are precious little miracles could be an argument.
But they are fucking little monsters.
Shit and piss in their diapers. How precious.
Snot, chocolate and fries over every surface. So cute.
Hanging on things and screaming and screeching like a monkey. Joyful.
Moms and Dads why do you do it? Then you have more. Then you complain, and cannot wait for them to grow up and leave the house. They make you broke with their greed for stupid toys. If they don't get it, watch the baby cry. The only way I'm having a kid at this point is by accident.
I never met a cat I didn't like.
I see monsters every day.
I'm not doing it.