We lived here long before the developer overlord purchased the lot across the alley. We hate you—$1800/mo studio owners, as well as those who live there—for all of the usual reasons. And there's this as well: Your building, which "appeals to the individual with an urban heartbeat but loves carefree living," & has "advanced energy-efficient windows, energy-star rated appliances, and zero-low VOC components as well as thoughtfully designed living space including stunning quartz or granite countertops" but seems to be populated with carefree urban cigarette smokers. You don't let them smoke within 25 feet of your granite countertops, so the motherfuckers are constantly lurking on the neighbors' property to smoke, or hovering just behind the fence. And, like the green cool hipsters that they are, they leave their toxic butts behind, all over the place. Hundreds of cigarette butts, on the driveways, in the alleys, everywhere except your fucking building's boundaries. "Thoughtfully design" these fuckers a smoking yard.