I may or may not, but most certainly did, hit your car last night. I left a note, or attempted to leave one; I watched it whisk away as I drove off. It wasn't moving, and they're wasn't anyone in it.
Given all the negativity these days, I thought it prudent to admit to my transgression, here, anonymously, so that it may bring you closure to know that Yes, someone did hit your car, but it was a nice person. A nice person who attempted to leave a note, but was blessed providentially by one of the four winds...
I pray that you may find peace knowing that the mystery of your car is now resolved, and I have heard that Yelp has excellent reviews for auto repair.
Blessings from on high friend,
Peace be with you