I've been noticing a lot of people (women, mainly) who have this weird, quasi-sexual relationship with their dogs. They freely admit that their dog is "the love of their live" and that, if you date them (the woman, not the dog), "I'll never love you as much." They post disturbing photos of them and their dogs snuggling in bed, hugging, kissing... you know, like they would with a significant other. Hell, some of these women have even stated that you, the potential suitor, must compete for her love, for the dog "will always come first". There's this strange sense of unabashed pride with these women and the "deep love" they have for their mutt. Hey, I like pets too, but I'm not kissing or going to bed with them. And let us not forget how "smart" dogs are: They lick their own and other dog's genitalia, eat other dog's shit and will run head first into traffic. Love them if you wanna, but keep the quasi-sexual stuff to yourselves; don't proudly display for all the world to see, you perverts.