There is a silent crime that is committed throughout portland at the end of each summer. I'm talking about the tons of unharvested fruit that drops onto our precious sidewalks. Plums, cherries, apples, pears, and those God forsaken figs!
It's hazardous and unsightly and downright dangerous. Also, it's a waste of perfectly good food!
I urge you all to contact city hall and demand a stop to this overlooked atrocity.