Green light for back door. A lot of times, I see a few that has malfunctioned. Or isn't on and the driver has to manually open it. Or turn off the bus and restart. A lot of times, I hear back door, it is because the light is not on.
Preferred stop. Well you probably drive one block to the grocery store.
Pulling yellow chord and not acknowledging the wrong stop. Fucking lame. then I want to start pulling it at every stop.
YoYo, is this an actual yoyo. Who doesn't like yoyos?
Manspread. I have never seen someone's nuts or vagina.
Kids. fuck kids on the bus. Fuck the teacher. She or he doesn't give a shit. They are glad to get them out of the classroom and let them disturb the peace elsewhere. Jumping on seats, climbing like a gymnast on the dangling supports. If I was driver, I would not pick up the 20 kids going to omsi for a field trip.
MJ-who doesn't like MJ? If I saw Lady Gaga, well, that's another story. Well, maybe I did see Lady Gaga once.
Hand sanitizer. The bus is gross. People are gross. People pick their noses and touch rails. People eat their burger on the bus and touch rails. I don't touch anything on the bus except the seat and window if I need to open it. People cough on their hands and touch rails.
The bike rack is tough. So is putting up a tent.
Standing by the doors. On a crowded bus. is the safest place to be. What is the capacity of the bus? I don't want to die in this chariot with you fucking people.