Please stop doing this for the sake of human kind. The muffin top you are creating on yourself is doing no justice. Rather it's making me hungry for a goddammed cran-walnut muffin and tea, which I don't have right now bnecause they're all sold out at Fred Meyer. So unless you want a cannibal chomping on your generous serving of love handles please do yourself a favor and wear something that compliments your figure a little more. Thank you. That's it.