You two were at the table right next to us. You were throwing scowls at my whiny toddler and I was embarrassed. He calmed down quickly. Then I noticed you and your husband staring at your phones while you waited for your food. That's it. Phone zombies. The food came. You put the phones down, but never mare eye contact or conversation with each other. Maybe you asked how his food was. I dunno. I wasn't embarrassed anymore.

I hope you were both hungover. Or having a fight. Or mute. Anything else other than you two thinking that was a normal happy couple meal out.